I’m in my jimmy jams, with a stretched fuzzy sweatshirt and my hair in tangles. I want cupcakes but they are too much effort so in three or so days I’m going to tip toe to the kitchen (any amount of movement over that and my uterus will punish me) and use boxed cake and frosting and then I will eat every last one of them and cry over the fact that I just consumed obscene amounts of sugar.
AHHHHHH!

I’m in my jimmy jams, with a stretched fuzzy sweatshirt and my hair in tangles. I want cupcakes but they are too much effort so in three or so days I’m going to tip toe to the kitchen (any amount of movement over that and my uterus will punish me) and use boxed cake and frosting and then I will eat every last one of them and cry over the fact that I just consumed obscene amounts of sugar.

AHHHHHH!

(Source: too-midget-for-you)